CNN Weather or Not is
Nairobi in Ethiopia?

The weathermen and women at the famed Cable News Network in U.S.A seem to have got it all wrong about the location of Nairobi City in my beloved country. It seems that their geographical database always places the city in Ethiopia. I guess that’s why the Kenyan government located General Mathenge’s (ex-Mau Mau Freedom fighter) imposter in the same country.

  Oops, the Rapture might have already happened

A few days ago I was awoken by silence, too much silence. It was the ungodly hour of 3a.m, which is said to be the peak hour for the Devil’s network. Strangely, I was not sweating and everything was coldly still. My cell phone suddenly felt like good company. I pushed a button and it lit up to life but its unearthly brightness struck a chord within me.

The rapture might have already occurred.

Earlier, before I went to bed I was sent to the shops and met some of my friends. Within no time, I was entangled in their web of vibe about 24, Prison Break, Heroes etc. An hour passed by and when I finally got back home my parents were relieved. My dad went on to talk about several friends and relatives who disappeared without a trace. Some time ago my cousin left home for work and never came back later a friend of my dad underwent a similar fate.

The Bible says that the Christ will come for his chosen like a thief in the night. One by one people might be disappearing. They simply vanish into the earth’s thick fog and smog. Who said the rapture will take place at once? God’s time is different from human time (GMT, CAT etc). Enoch from the Bible, who ‘walked with God until he was no more’…might have been the first candidate!