Can Oprah Winfrey be President?
There’s a website that stated that the talk show host should run for president. Although Oprah is totally against the idea, of course she can make a good president. This will be because:
- There is no doubt she can talk!
- Women will definitely vote for her in numbers thus prompting the men to do the same (Yeah, its true that men are the real weaker sex!).LL Oprah-Ladies Love Oprah.
- Even as an Independent candidate she will get the Republican vote since she abhors gangsta rappers such as IceCube, 50 Cent etc.
- She got Benjamins and makes dreams come true in her special edition talk shows.
- She gave Citroens for free in one of her shows but still told her audience that they will have to pay taxes for them to the government. I didn’t understand the logic but its something like the lottery winner who has to pay the government tax for his wins.
- She is a perfect example of a rags-to-riches story.
- She is not married so there is no foolish huzzie who will have his ego bruised and betray the U.S to their enemies.
- She can broadcast her views over the satellite radio company that she hosts thus in case of a nuclear attack from one of America’s many enemies, she can motivate the few survivors from her bunker.
- She still spots the basic hairstyle she had a decade ago so at least she is consistent in something. Besides, kama akili ni nywele we know that she has a brain.
- She holds no interests in the oil industry except may be for her hair. No more invasions, no more invasions!
